Fart Alert Warning Sign
It is 6” tall & 3 1/2” wide. It looks like an orange & white barricade sign. It is made of plastic with a bigger than normal warning light that flashes. It includes 2 AA batteries and is motion activated with 8 different phrases that have horns, sirens, or fart noises in the phrases.

The phrases
• Fart with possible follow through in area… Stay away!
• Accident ahead! Damaged underwear! Please detour immediately!
• (Horns) Ass blast measuring 8.5 on the rector scale!
• (Horn) Fart flavored air in room evacuate immediately! (Fart & gasp)
• (Multiple fart sounds) sphincter song being played! Disburse the crowd! Call in the paramedics!
• Exploding ass in the room, run for your lives!
• (Sirens) Warning! Ass volcano erupting violently! Move to safer ground!
• (Fart & Horns) Fart detected! Maintain safe distance! Repeat, fart detected!
• Warning dangerous gases omitted…keep clear! (Fart, fart)